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# Monday, June 25, 2007
Government regulators have recently announced a new bill that would tax private equity firms' profits as ordinary income instead of capital gains income. For years, private equity firms like Blackstone have invested their clients' money and had the proceeds taxed at the capital gains rate of 15% instead of the corporate tax rate of as high as 40%. Now regulators are arguing that the fees these private equity firms collect (usually a portion of their returns) should be taxed at the corporate tax rate as ordinary income instead of the lower capital gains tax rate. This income is known as carried interest. Government officials argue that if you invest other people's money and make a profit, then that profit should be taxed as ordinary income - it's as simple as that.

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He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:36:19 PM UTC
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:37:17 PM UTC
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:45:18 PM UTC
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:45:28 PM UTC
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:47:18 PM UTC
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:48:04 PM UTC
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:52:03 PM UTC
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:52:07 PM UTC
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:53:52 PM UTC
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 1:54:10 PM UTC
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:01:14 PM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:01:18 PM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:02:25 PM UTC
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:02:26 PM UTC
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:02:27 PM UTC
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:02:28 PM UTC
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:15:29 PM UTC
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:23:42 PM UTC
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:23:45 PM UTC
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 3:46:37 PM UTC
The truth is more important than the facts.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 3:46:55 PM UTC
The truth is more important than the facts.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 3:50:49 PM UTC
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Saturday, June 05, 2010 4:26:23 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 4:26:26 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 4:26:43 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:05:47 PM UTC
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:06:01 PM UTC
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:06:03 PM UTC
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:06:34 PM UTC
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:29:11 PM UTC
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:29:13 PM UTC
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:32:25 PM UTC
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:47:40 PM UTC
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:47:42 PM UTC
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:59:43 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:19:26 PM UTC
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:19:28 PM UTC
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:19:32 PM UTC
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:25:30 PM UTC
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:44:26 PM UTC
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:55:47 PM UTC
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:55:58 PM UTC
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:56:03 PM UTC
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:03:57 PM UTC
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:06:29 PM UTC
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:06:30 PM UTC
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:28:24 PM UTC
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:29:55 PM UTC
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:29:58 PM UTC
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:29:59 PM UTC
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:30:01 PM UTC
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:51:37 PM UTC
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:54:00 PM UTC
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 8:05:39 PM UTC
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 8:05:43 PM UTC
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 8:38:37 PM UTC
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 8:38:39 PM UTC
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:04:22 PM UTC
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:04:23 PM UTC
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:19:32 PM UTC
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:19:34 PM UTC
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:19:35 PM UTC
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:19:39 PM UTC
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:22:21 PM UTC
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:22:36 PM UTC
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:35:45 PM UTC
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:45:30 PM UTC
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:45:32 PM UTC
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:45:34 PM UTC
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 9:45:50 PM UTC
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:00:45 PM UTC
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:00:46 PM UTC
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:01:01 PM UTC
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:01:02 PM UTC
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:03:26 PM UTC
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:04:16 PM UTC
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:04:29 PM UTC
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:04:32 PM UTC
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:16:21 PM UTC
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:16:24 PM UTC
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:16:25 PM UTC
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:16:27 PM UTC
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:43:20 PM UTC
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:43:21 PM UTC
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:43:22 PM UTC
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:43:23 PM UTC
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:45:58 PM UTC
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:46:03 PM UTC
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:46:21 PM UTC
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:46:22 PM UTC
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:49:05 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:49:23 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:49:34 PM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:00:28 PM UTC
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:00:36 PM UTC
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:33:53 PM UTC
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:35:37 PM UTC
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:50:23 PM UTC
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:51:18 PM UTC
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:51:34 PM UTC
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:51:35 PM UTC
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:52:59 PM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:54:00 PM UTC
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:57:03 PM UTC
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:57:18 PM UTC
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:08:30 AM UTC
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:45:05 AM UTC
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:45:43 AM UTC
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:54:38 AM UTC
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:54:54 AM UTC
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:58:27 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:58:29 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:58:32 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:58:33 AM UTC
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:30:51 AM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:30:52 AM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:30:52 AM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:31:08 AM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:36:21 AM UTC
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:36:23 AM UTC
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:54:54 AM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:54:56 AM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:55:04 AM UTC
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:07:14 AM UTC
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:16:02 AM UTC
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:16:41 AM UTC
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:16:44 AM UTC
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:16:52 AM UTC
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:24:37 AM UTC
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:24:40 AM UTC
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:24:42 AM UTC
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:53:11 AM UTC
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:01:18 AM UTC
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:13:31 AM UTC
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:53:49 AM UTC
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:53:50 AM UTC
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 4:32:21 AM UTC
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 4:53:06 AM UTC
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 4:53:43 AM UTC
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 4:57:47 AM UTC
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 4:57:58 AM UTC
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:51:51 AM UTC
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:52:07 AM UTC
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:52:13 AM UTC
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:52:19 AM UTC
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:00:49 AM UTC
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:03:47 AM UTC
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:03:49 AM UTC
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:05:46 AM UTC
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:39:50 AM UTC
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:39:56 AM UTC
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:39:59 AM UTC
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:00:25 AM UTC
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:05:09 AM UTC
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:11:23 AM UTC
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:11:23 AM UTC
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:11:39 AM UTC
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:11:45 AM UTC
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:27:10 AM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:27:32 AM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:27:40 AM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 9:09:07 AM UTC
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 9:09:17 AM UTC
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 9:13:53 AM UTC
I am not young enough to know everything.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 9:14:19 AM UTC
I am not young enough to know everything.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:06:10 AM UTC
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:06:11 AM UTC
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:06:19 AM UTC
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:12:55 AM UTC
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:23:10 AM UTC
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:23:16 AM UTC
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:23:41 AM UTC
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:23:59 AM UTC
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:25:14 AM UTC
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:28:26 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:28:29 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:28:45 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:28:51 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:47:19 AM UTC
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:47:25 AM UTC
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:17:11 AM UTC
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:41:50 AM UTC
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:41:52 AM UTC
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:42:09 AM UTC
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Sunday, June 06, 2010 11:42:11 AM UTC
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:19:41 PM UTC
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:20:52 PM UTC
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:20:55 PM UTC
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 12:33:24 PM UTC
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:01:06 PM UTC
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:25:36 PM UTC
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:52:28 PM UTC
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:52:37 PM UTC
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:57:28 PM UTC
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:21:54 PM UTC
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:25:24 PM UTC
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:25:48 PM UTC
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:26:11 PM UTC
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:33:10 PM UTC
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:33:12 PM UTC
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:33:15 PM UTC
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:58:25 PM UTC
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:58:29 PM UTC
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:28:54 PM UTC
In this war � as in others � I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:28:56 PM UTC
In this war � as in others � I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:38:31 PM UTC
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:44:15 PM UTC
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:51:18 PM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:51:20 PM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:52:35 PM UTC
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 4:40:41 PM UTC
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:00:00 PM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:00:24 PM UTC
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:00:29 PM UTC
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:00:33 PM UTC
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:12:48 PM UTC
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:20:06 PM UTC
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:20:08 PM UTC
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:20:10 PM UTC
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:20:12 PM UTC
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:44:10 PM UTC
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 5:44:22 PM UTC
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:25:58 PM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:26:02 PM UTC
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:26:27 PM UTC
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:26:34 PM UTC
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:26:38 PM UTC
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:26:42 PM UTC
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:41:10 PM UTC
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:44:16 PM UTC
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 6:44:17 PM UTC
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:35:54 PM UTC
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:36:06 PM UTC
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:37:37 PM UTC
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:37:40 PM UTC
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:37:41 PM UTC
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 7:37:43 PM UTC
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 8:45:39 PM UTC
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:18:40 PM UTC
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:43:19 AM UTC
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:43:35 AM UTC
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:44:00 AM UTC
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:44:01 AM UTC
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:44:06 AM UTC
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:44:17 AM UTC
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
Monday, June 07, 2010 3:08:34 AM UTC
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Monday, June 07, 2010 6:17:07 AM UTC
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:09:52 AM UTC
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:10:13 AM UTC
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:10:18 AM UTC
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
Monday, June 07, 2010 9:18:14 AM UTC
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Monday, June 07, 2010 9:18:28 AM UTC
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:06:14 AM UTC
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:20:02 AM UTC
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:20:07 AM UTC
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:20:16 AM UTC
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:41:03 AM UTC
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:41:07 AM UTC
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:41:11 AM UTC
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:41:28 AM UTC
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Monday, June 07, 2010 11:53:32 AM UTC
If thereÂ’s one thing I know itÂ’s God does love a good joke.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:06:12 PM UTC
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:40:11 PM UTC
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:54:33 PM UTC
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:54:34 PM UTC
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:54:36 PM UTC
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Monday, June 07, 2010 12:54:38 PM UTC
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:06:16 PM UTC
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:06:38 PM UTC
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:06:46 PM UTC
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:06:53 PM UTC
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Monday, June 07, 2010 7:08:22 PM UTC
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Monday, June 07, 2010 8:23:02 PM UTC
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Monday, June 07, 2010 8:59:38 PM UTC
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Monday, June 07, 2010 8:59:40 PM UTC
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:47:25 PM UTC
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:47:52 PM UTC
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Monday, June 07, 2010 10:48:25 PM UTC
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:18:46 AM UTC
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:18:49 AM UTC
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:33:56 AM UTC
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:33:58 AM UTC
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:34:32 AM UTC
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:34:35 AM UTC
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:34:37 AM UTC
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:34:38 AM UTC
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:59:24 AM UTC
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:59:27 AM UTC
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:59:43 AM UTC
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:59:45 AM UTC
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:55:38 AM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:38:32 AM UTC
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:38:33 AM UTC
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:38:34 AM UTC
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:38:34 AM UTC
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:40:32 AM UTC
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 5:17:08 AM UTC
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 5:17:15 AM UTC
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 5:17:21 AM UTC
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 5:17:52 AM UTC
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 6:41:18 AM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 6:42:47 AM UTC
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 6:42:48 AM UTC
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 7:22:20 AM UTC
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 8:01:38 AM UTC
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 8:39:44 AM UTC
A hen is only an eggÂ’s way of making another egg.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 9:21:01 AM UTC
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 9:21:03 AM UTC
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:36:32 AM UTC
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:36:40 AM UTC
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:27:33 PM UTC
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:27:37 PM UTC
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:27:53 PM UTC
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:27:55 PM UTC
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:55 PM UTC
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:45:24 PM UTC
A hen is only an eggÂ’s way of making another egg.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:45:27 PM UTC
A hen is only an eggÂ’s way of making another egg.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:45:29 PM UTC
A hen is only an eggÂ’s way of making another egg.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:45:33 PM UTC
A hen is only an eggÂ’s way of making another egg.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:50:21 PM UTC
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:50:23 PM UTC
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 6:14:57 PM UTC
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 7:42:25 PM UTC
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 7:42:26 PM UTC
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 9:01:29 PM UTC
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:04:31 PM UTC
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:04:31 PM UTC
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:04:32 PM UTC
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:04:34 PM UTC
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 11:27:50 PM UTC
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 11:27:57 PM UTC
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 11:28:00 PM UTC
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 11:53:35 PM UTC
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010 11:53:36 PM UTC
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:37:49 AM UTC
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 1:42:40 AM UTC
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 1:50:18 AM UTC
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 3:02:05 AM UTC
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 3:02:16 AM UTC
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 4:21:28 AM UTC
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:52:52 AM UTC
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:52:55 AM UTC
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:52:56 AM UTC
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:56:17 AM UTC
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 8:11:14 AM UTC
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 8:11:22 AM UTC
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 8:11:34 AM UTC
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 9:41:23 AM UTC
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:23:31 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:23:52 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:23:55 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:25:20 PM UTC
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:35:34 PM UTC
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:35:53 PM UTC
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:36:03 PM UTC
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 12:36:21 PM UTC
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 2:48:32 PM UTC
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 2:48:38 PM UTC
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 2:48:40 PM UTC
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 2:48:43 PM UTC
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 4:09:02 PM UTC
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 5:56:00 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 5:56:01 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 5:56:03 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:40:43 PM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:40:46 PM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:41:02 PM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:41:04 PM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:38:56 PM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:49:07 PM UTC
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:49:08 PM UTC
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:49:09 PM UTC
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:13:59 AM UTC
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:14:01 AM UTC
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:52:35 AM UTC
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:52:45 AM UTC
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:02:40 AM UTC
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:03:02 AM UTC
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 1:27:03 PM UTC
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 1:27:12 PM UTC
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 1:27:21 PM UTC
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:03:28 PM UTC
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:48:46 PM UTC
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 4:06:04 PM UTC
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 4:06:07 PM UTC
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 4:06:09 PM UTC
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 4:06:11 PM UTC
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 4:37:26 PM UTC
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 5:21:00 PM UTC
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 6:28:25 PM UTC
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 6:28:28 PM UTC
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 6:28:29 PM UTC
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 6:28:55 PM UTC
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 6:45:31 PM UTC
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 7:28:25 PM UTC
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 7:39:03 PM UTC
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 7:39:05 PM UTC
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:00:40 PM UTC
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:16:19 PM UTC
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:16:22 PM UTC
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:21:42 PM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:21:45 PM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:22:01 PM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:22:18 PM UTC
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Friday, June 11, 2010 12:41:27 AM UTC
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Friday, June 11, 2010 12:41:28 AM UTC
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Friday, June 11, 2010 12:41:44 AM UTC
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Friday, June 11, 2010 3:06:08 AM UTC
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Friday, June 11, 2010 3:06:09 AM UTC
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Friday, June 11, 2010 4:31:10 AM UTC
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
Friday, June 11, 2010 5:02:31 AM UTC
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Friday, June 11, 2010 5:02:33 AM UTC
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Friday, June 11, 2010 5:54:30 AM UTC
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Friday, June 11, 2010 7:03:42 AM UTC
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Friday, June 11, 2010 7:03:44 AM UTC
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Friday, June 11, 2010 7:03:51 AM UTC
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Friday, June 11, 2010 7:04:09 AM UTC
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Friday, June 11, 2010 8:36:41 AM UTC
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
Friday, June 11, 2010 2:15:02 PM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Friday, June 11, 2010 2:15:15 PM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Friday, June 11, 2010 2:15:38 PM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Friday, June 11, 2010 2:15:57 PM UTC
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Friday, June 11, 2010 7:29:38 PM UTC
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 2:58:12 PM UTC
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:10:29 PM UTC
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:10:33 PM UTC
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:10:35 PM UTC
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:10:53 PM UTC
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 7:21:46 PM UTC
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 7:22:05 PM UTC
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 8:37:26 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 8:47:10 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 8:47:29 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 8:55:00 PM UTC
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 9:25:48 PM UTC
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 10:18:06 PM UTC
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 10:36:50 PM UTC
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 10:37:08 PM UTC
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:26:29 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:26:32 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:26:48 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:26:59 PM UTC
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:41:22 PM UTC
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:41:25 PM UTC
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:41:26 PM UTC
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:41:27 PM UTC
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:44:26 PM UTC
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:44:40 PM UTC
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 12:51:45 AM UTC
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 12:58:46 AM UTC
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Sunday, June 13, 2010 12:59:02 AM UTC
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Sunday, June 13, 2010 1:14:07 AM UTC
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 1:55:33 AM UTC
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 2:42:48 AM UTC
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 2:42:51 AM UTC
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 2:57:45 AM UTC
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 2:57:47 AM UTC
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:29:12 AM UTC
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:29:19 AM UTC
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:29:36 AM UTC
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:30:02 AM UTC
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:45:32 AM UTC
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:45:34 AM UTC
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:45:50 AM UTC
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 3:45:53 AM UTC
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 4:00:04 AM UTC
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 4:00:20 AM UTC
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 4:01:00 AM UTC
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 4:15:10 AM UTC
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 4:15:56 AM UTC
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 5:06:55 AM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 5:25:27 AM UTC
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 5:52:07 AM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 5:52:08 AM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 5:52:10 AM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 6:10:06 AM UTC
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 6:10:09 AM UTC
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 6:31:32 AM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 6:31:35 AM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 6:31:40 AM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 6:31:57 AM UTC
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 7:14:52 AM UTC
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 7:14:54 AM UTC
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 7:26:13 AM UTC
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 7:26:32 AM UTC
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 7:26:34 AM UTC
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 7:56:30 AM UTC
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 7:56:46 AM UTC
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:22:24 AM UTC
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:22:34 AM UTC
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:22:41 AM UTC
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:39:18 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:39:22 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:39:24 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:39:30 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Sunday, June 13, 2010 11:12:53 AM UTC
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 11:35:58 AM UTC
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 11:36:01 AM UTC
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 11:36:18 AM UTC
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 11:36:37 AM UTC
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:19:19 PM UTC
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:19:21 PM UTC
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:19:37 PM UTC
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:19:39 PM UTC
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:28:07 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:28:09 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Sunday, June 13, 2010 9:28:25 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Monday, June 14, 2010 11:02:23 AM UTC
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Monday, June 14, 2010 1:43:06 PM UTC
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Monday, June 14, 2010 1:43:36 PM UTC
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Monday, June 14, 2010 1:44:00 PM UTC
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Monday, June 14, 2010 3:17:16 PM UTC
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Monday, June 14, 2010 4:48:51 PM UTC
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Monday, June 14, 2010 5:18:04 PM UTC
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Monday, June 14, 2010 5:18:08 PM UTC
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Monday, June 14, 2010 5:18:25 PM UTC
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Monday, June 14, 2010 5:18:38 PM UTC
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
Monday, June 14, 2010 6:15:53 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Monday, June 14, 2010 6:15:54 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Monday, June 14, 2010 6:15:54 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Monday, June 14, 2010 6:16:10 PM UTC
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Monday, June 14, 2010 7:27:01 PM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Monday, June 14, 2010 7:27:06 PM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Monday, June 14, 2010 7:27:11 PM UTC
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Monday, June 14, 2010 7:38:55 PM UTC
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Monday, June 14, 2010 7:38:58 PM UTC
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Monday, June 14, 2010 7:39:01 PM UTC
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Monday, June 14, 2010 7:39:03 PM UTC
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Monday, June 14, 2010 9:00:04 PM UTC
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Monday, June 14, 2010 9:00:06 PM UTC
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Monday, June 14, 2010 9:00:18 PM UTC
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Monday, June 14, 2010 9:00:21 PM UTC
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:17:52 PM UTC
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:17:55 PM UTC
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:18:14 PM UTC
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:18:16 PM UTC
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:18:26 PM UTC
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:44:25 AM UTC
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:44:28 AM UTC
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:57:56 AM UTC
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:58:51 AM UTC
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 2:03:21 AM UTC
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 2:03:23 AM UTC
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:22:23 AM UTC
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:22:25 AM UTC
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:22:26 AM UTC
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:53:10 AM UTC
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:53:14 AM UTC
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:53:17 AM UTC
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:39:40 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:39:43 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:39:45 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:39:48 AM UTC
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:53:53 AM UTC
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:53:54 AM UTC
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:00:07 PM UTC
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:00:30 PM UTC
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 8:24:53 PM UTC
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 8:24:55 PM UTC
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 8:24:56 PM UTC
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 8:24:57 PM UTC
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 8:35:56 PM UTC
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:07:35 PM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:07:38 PM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:07:55 PM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:07:59 PM UTC
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 4:20:40 PM UTC
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 4:30:53 PM UTC
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:21:09 PM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:21:11 PM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:21:13 PM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:21:14 PM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:40:22 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:40:25 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:40:26 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:40:28 PM UTC
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:07:36 PM UTC
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:07:42 PM UTC
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:08:02 PM UTC
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:08:32 PM UTC
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:18:18 PM UTC
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 12:56:36 AM UTC
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 12:56:55 AM UTC
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 12:57:07 AM UTC
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:27:01 AM UTC
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:27:02 AM UTC
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:27:18 AM UTC
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:27:34 AM UTC
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:36:03 AM UTC
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:36:04 AM UTC
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:28:34 PM UTC
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:28:50 PM UTC
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:38:59 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:39:00 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:39:16 PM UTC
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:56:48 PM UTC
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 4:10:23 PM UTC
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 4:10:24 PM UTC
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 4:10:25 PM UTC
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 4:10:41 PM UTC
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 5:18:16 PM UTC
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 5:26:20 PM UTC
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:12:46 PM UTC
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:12:47 PM UTC
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:12:50 PM UTC
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:13:01 PM UTC
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:13:34 PM UTC
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 10:32:08 PM UTC
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 11:10:33 PM UTC
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Thursday, June 17, 2010 11:10:35 PM UTC
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Friday, June 18, 2010 2:22:26 PM UTC
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Friday, June 18, 2010 2:31:53 PM UTC
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Friday, June 18, 2010 2:32:17 PM UTC
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Friday, June 18, 2010 3:25:57 PM UTC
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
Friday, June 18, 2010 3:25:58 PM UTC
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
Friday, June 18, 2010 3:26:02 PM UTC
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:05:13 PM UTC
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
Friday, June 18, 2010 7:35:40 PM UTC
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
Friday, June 18, 2010 7:35:43 PM UTC
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
Friday, June 18, 2010 8:03:35 PM UTC
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Friday, June 18, 2010 8:04:35 PM UTC
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Friday, June 18, 2010 8:09:11 PM UTC
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Friday, June 18, 2010 8:09:24 PM UTC
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Friday, June 18, 2010 8:09:40 PM UTC
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Friday, June 18, 2010 8:09:53 PM UTC
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Friday, June 18, 2010 9:01:45 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, June 18, 2010 9:01:48 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, June 18, 2010 9:01:52 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, June 18, 2010 9:01:57 PM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Friday, June 18, 2010 9:34:12 PM UTC
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
Friday, June 18, 2010 10:27:12 PM UTC
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Friday, June 18, 2010 10:27:14 PM UTC
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Friday, June 18, 2010 10:27:30 PM UTC
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Friday, June 18, 2010 10:27:31 PM UTC
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Friday, June 18, 2010 10:53:44 PM UTC
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
Friday, June 18, 2010 10:54:01 PM UTC
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
Friday, June 18, 2010 10:54:14 PM UTC
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
Friday, June 18, 2010 11:26:51 PM UTC
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Friday, June 18, 2010 11:34:22 PM UTC
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Friday, June 18, 2010 11:34:24 PM UTC
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:14:03 AM UTC
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:14:05 AM UTC
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:14:07 AM UTC
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:14:21 AM UTC
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:09 AM UTC
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:19 AM UTC
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 2:36:09 AM UTC
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 2:36:14 AM UTC
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 2:51:02 AM UTC
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 2:51:05 AM UTC
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 3:05:00 AM UTC
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Saturday, June 19, 2010 3:45:22 AM UTC
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 4:01:37 AM UTC
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 4:01:45 AM UTC
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 4:01:46 AM UTC
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 4:02:02 AM UTC
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 4:15:46 AM UTC
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 4:32:44 AM UTC
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 5:52:57 AM UTC
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 8:00:51 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 8:01:08 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 8:01:23 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 8:01:29 AM UTC
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:40:47 AM UTC
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:40:49 AM UTC
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 9:41:06 AM UTC
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 8:23:50 PM UTC
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 10:19:17 PM UTC
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 10:52:01 PM UTC
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Saturday, June 19, 2010 10:53:47 PM UTC
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:10:57 AM UTC
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:11:14 AM UTC
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 1:29:38 AM UTC
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 3:56:52 AM UTC
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 6:21:48 AM UTC
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 6:48:43 AM UTC
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 6:49:15 AM UTC
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 6:49:19 AM UTC
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:49:07 AM UTC
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:49:20 AM UTC
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:49:26 AM UTC
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:49:30 AM UTC
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 8:59:43 PM UTC
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Sunday, June 20, 2010 8:59:44 PM UTC
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:09:38 PM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:09:47 PM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:09:52 PM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:10:09 PM UTC
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:41:39 PM UTC
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:41:42 PM UTC
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:42:08 PM UTC
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:42:25 PM UTC
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
Monday, June 21, 2010 1:07:43 AM UTC
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Monday, June 21, 2010 1:08:02 AM UTC
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
Monday, June 21, 2010 1:09:39 AM UTC
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Monday, June 21, 2010 1:09:41 AM UTC
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Monday, June 21, 2010 9:38:58 AM UTC
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Monday, June 21, 2010 10:10:07 AM UTC
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Monday, June 21, 2010 10:10:08 AM UTC
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Monday, June 21, 2010 10:10:14 AM UTC
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
Monday, June 21, 2010 10:21:04 AM UTC
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Monday, June 21, 2010 10:21:29 AM UTC
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Monday, June 21, 2010 10:21:45 AM UTC
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Monday, June 21, 2010 11:58:44 AM UTC
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Monday, June 21, 2010 11:58:44 AM UTC
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Monday, June 21, 2010 1:13:38 PM UTC
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
Monday, June 21, 2010 2:29:35 PM UTC
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Monday, June 21, 2010 2:33:30 PM UTC
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Monday, June 21, 2010 2:36:56 PM UTC
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Monday, June 21, 2010 2:37:01 PM UTC
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Monday, June 21, 2010 2:37:18 PM UTC
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Monday, June 21, 2010 4:07:44 PM UTC
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Monday, June 21, 2010 4:07:47 PM UTC
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Monday, June 21, 2010 4:07:49 PM UTC
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Monday, June 21, 2010 4:07:53 PM UTC
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Monday, June 21, 2010 4:40:53 PM UTC
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Monday, June 21, 2010 4:41:18 PM UTC
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
Monday, June 21, 2010 5:32:12 PM UTC
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Monday, June 21, 2010 5:32:37 PM UTC
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Monday, June 21, 2010 5:32:44 PM UTC
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Monday, June 21, 2010 6:47:31 PM UTC
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Monday, June 21, 2010 6:47:33 PM UTC
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
Monday, June 21, 2010 6:55:50 PM UTC
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
Monday, June 21, 2010 6:55:52 PM UTC
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
Monday, June 21, 2010 10:40:33 PM UTC
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:57:52 AM UTC
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 7:11:43 AM UTC
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:57:54 AM UTC
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:57:55 AM UTC
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:57:58 AM UTC
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:58:08 AM UTC
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:26:35 AM UTC
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 3:08:48 PM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 3:20:29 PM UTC
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 3:20:33 PM UTC
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:12:28 PM UTC
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 7:44:45 PM UTC
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 7:45:53 PM UTC
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 7:45:54 PM UTC
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 7:46:04 PM UTC
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:02:59 PM UTC
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:03:13 PM UTC
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:13:55 PM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 8:14:15 PM UTC
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:16:13 PM UTC
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:17:14 PM UTC
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:18:17 PM UTC
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:50:36 PM UTC
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 10:38:40 PM UTC
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 12:05:28 AM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 12:05:29 AM UTC
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 12:08:48 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 12:08:51 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 12:08:56 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 12:08:59 AM UTC
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 1:30:00 AM UTC
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 1:30:01 AM UTC
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 1:55:52 AM UTC
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 1:56:11 AM UTC
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 1:56:12 AM UTC
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 2:18:18 AM UTC
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 3:01:48 AM UTC
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 4:07:58 AM UTC
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 4:07:59 AM UTC
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 4:24:16 AM UTC
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 4:34:37 AM UTC
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 4:34:39 AM UTC
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 4:34:40 AM UTC
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 4:34:56 AM UTC
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 6:11:52 AM UTC
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 6:11:53 AM UTC
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 7:25:00 AM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 7:25:02 AM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:58:50 AM UTC
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:58:53 AM UTC
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:09:43 AM UTC
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:09:45 AM UTC
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:10:32 AM UTC
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:10:35 AM UTC
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:59:27 AM UTC
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 11:07:26 AM UTC
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 1:19:40 PM UTC
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 1:19:53 PM UTC
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 2:32:40 PM UTC
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Friday, June 25, 2010 2:40:49 AM UTC
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Friday, June 25, 2010 2:48:13 AM UTC
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Friday, June 25, 2010 4:37:31 AM UTC
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Friday, June 25, 2010 4:37:33 AM UTC
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:04:28 AM UTC
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:04:42 AM UTC
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:04:48 AM UTC
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Friday, June 25, 2010 8:15:31 AM UTC
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
Friday, June 25, 2010 8:28:55 AM UTC
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Friday, June 25, 2010 8:41:17 AM UTC
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Friday, June 25, 2010 8:41:21 AM UTC
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Friday, June 25, 2010 8:41:35 AM UTC
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
Friday, June 25, 2010 11:35:16 AM UTC
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
Friday, June 25, 2010 11:35:17 AM UTC
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
Friday, June 25, 2010 1:10:47 PM UTC
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...
Friday, June 25, 2010 1:22:00 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Friday, June 25, 2010 1:22:15 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Friday, June 25, 2010 1:22:24 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Friday, June 25, 2010 3:06:31 PM UTC
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Friday, June 25, 2010 3:42:09 PM UTC
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:02:38 PM UTC
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:24:10 PM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:24:11 PM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:24:26 PM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, June 25, 2010 6:24:42 PM UTC
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Friday, June 25, 2010 7:57:55 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Friday, June 25, 2010 7:57:56 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Friday, June 25, 2010 8:20:47 PM UTC
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Friday, June 25, 2010 8:21:09 PM UTC
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Friday, June 25, 2010 9:28:49 PM UTC
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Friday, June 25, 2010 10:34:18 PM UTC
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Friday, June 25, 2010 10:34:20 PM UTC
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:45:19 AM UTC
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:45:20 AM UTC
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:45:22 AM UTC
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:45:38 AM UTC
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:16:27 PM UTC
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:16:31 PM UTC
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:16:35 PM UTC
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:16:37 PM UTC
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:27:14 PM UTC
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:27:18 PM UTC
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 6:22:16 PM UTC
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
Saturday, June 26, 2010 7:47:31 PM UTC
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
Sunday, June 27, 2010 5:46:12 AM UTC
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 9:03:57 AM UTC
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 9:04:06 AM UTC
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 9:04:24 AM UTC
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 9:04:47 AM UTC
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:43:31 AM UTC
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:43:37 AM UTC
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:43:39 AM UTC
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:45:52 AM UTC
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 12:27:01 PM UTC
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 12:27:03 PM UTC
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 12:27:30 PM UTC
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 12:27:52 PM UTC
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 1:07:13 PM UTC
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 1:09:12 PM UTC
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 3:36:53 PM UTC
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 3:47:08 PM UTC
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 3:47:14 PM UTC
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 3:47:37 PM UTC
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Sunday, June 27, 2010 3:47:43 PM UTC
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Monday, June 28, 2010 1:23:18 AM UTC
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
Monday, June 28, 2010 1:33:46 AM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Monday, June 28, 2010 1:34:30 AM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Monday, June 28, 2010 1:36:02 AM UTC
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Monday, June 28, 2010 10:06:05 AM UTC
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Monday, June 28, 2010 10:06:20 AM UTC
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Monday, June 28, 2010 10:08:24 AM UTC
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Monday, June 28, 2010 10:12:33 AM UTC
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Monday, June 28, 2010 10:17:12 AM UTC
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Monday, June 28, 2010 10:20:22 AM UTC
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Monday, June 28, 2010 10:20:31 AM UTC
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Monday, June 28, 2010 10:20:36 AM UTC
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Monday, June 28, 2010 1:10:14 PM UTC
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
Monday, June 28, 2010 1:10:15 PM UTC
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
Monday, June 28, 2010 2:54:44 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Monday, June 28, 2010 2:54:48 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Monday, June 28, 2010 2:54:51 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Monday, June 28, 2010 2:54:53 PM UTC
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
Monday, June 28, 2010 3:05:52 PM UTC
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Monday, June 28, 2010 3:05:54 PM UTC
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Monday, June 28, 2010 4:42:48 PM UTC
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Monday, June 28, 2010 4:52:08 PM UTC
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Monday, June 28, 2010 4:52:10 PM UTC
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Monday, June 28, 2010 4:52:11 PM UTC
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Monday, June 28, 2010 4:52:17 PM UTC
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Monday, June 28, 2010 9:14:31 PM UTC
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Monday, June 28, 2010 9:14:33 PM UTC
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Monday, June 28, 2010 11:29:51 PM UTC
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Monday, June 28, 2010 11:29:52 PM UTC
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 1:44:11 AM UTC
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 1:44:30 AM UTC
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:06:18 AM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:06:40 AM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:06:54 AM UTC
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:34:54 AM UTC
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:34:57 AM UTC
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:34:59 AM UTC
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:35:04 AM UTC
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:45:16 AM UTC
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:45:17 AM UTC
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 4:45:33 AM UTC
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 7:40:29 AM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 7:40:33 AM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 7:40:39 AM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:22:51 AM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:22:55 AM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:23:12 AM UTC
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:58:43 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:58:47 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:59:04 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:59:07 AM UTC
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 3:21:05 PM UTC
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 3:32:14 PM UTC
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 3:32:16 PM UTC
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 6:19:05 PM UTC
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 7:55:18 PM UTC
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 7:55:43 PM UTC
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:30:28 PM UTC
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:30:31 PM UTC
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:01:22 PM UTC
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:57:06 PM UTC
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 12:06:11 AM UTC
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 12:26:58 AM UTC
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 3:27:00 AM UTC
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 4:30:19 AM UTC
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 4:30:33 AM UTC
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:09:10 AM UTC
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:09:26 AM UTC
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:09:39 AM UTC
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:09:56 AM UTC
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:07:31 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:08:00 PM UTC
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:15:49 PM UTC
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:15:52 PM UTC
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:15:57 PM UTC
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:16:30 AM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:16:34 AM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:16:51 AM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:16:53 AM UTC
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:17:05 AM UTC
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:35:42 AM UTC
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:35:44 AM UTC
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:36:04 AM UTC
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:36:05 AM UTC
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:40:17 AM UTC
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:46:10 AM UTC
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:46:34 AM UTC
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:46:39 AM UTC
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:51:12 AM UTC
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:51:13 AM UTC
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:51:13 AM UTC
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:51:28 AM UTC
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:52:49 AM UTC
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:52:53 AM UTC
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:52:57 AM UTC
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:53:14 AM UTC
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 12:14:59 PM UTC
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 12:26:57 PM UTC
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:21:07 PM UTC
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:21:08 PM UTC
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:21:09 PM UTC
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 2:17:29 PM UTC
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 2:54:48 PM UTC
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 2:55:16 PM UTC
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 2:55:31 PM UTC
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 3:15:37 PM UTC
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 3:15:39 PM UTC
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 3:15:43 PM UTC
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 3:15:45 PM UTC
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 4:55:48 PM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:33:54 PM UTC
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:46:19 PM UTC
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:46:22 PM UTC
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:46:23 PM UTC
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:51:06 PM UTC
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:51:09 PM UTC
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:59:03 PM UTC
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 8:37:37 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 8:37:55 PM UTC
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:24:51 PM UTC
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:24:54 PM UTC
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:24:56 PM UTC
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:24:57 PM UTC
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:38:22 PM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:38:24 PM UTC
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
Friday, July 02, 2010 12:50:16 AM UTC
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Friday, July 02, 2010 12:50:18 AM UTC
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Friday, July 02, 2010 12:50:22 AM UTC
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
Friday, July 02, 2010 2:02:09 AM UTC
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Friday, July 02, 2010 3:20:39 AM UTC
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Friday, July 02, 2010 3:58:01 AM UTC
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Friday, July 02, 2010 3:58:04 AM UTC
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Friday, July 02, 2010 3:58:08 AM UTC
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Friday, July 02, 2010 3:58:10 AM UTC
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Friday, July 02, 2010 4:34:39 AM UTC
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Friday, July 02, 2010 4:34:55 AM UTC
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:55:00 AM UTC
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:55:03 AM UTC
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:55:04 AM UTC
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Friday, July 02, 2010 8:38:49 AM UTC
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Friday, July 02, 2010 8:38:52 AM UTC
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Friday, July 02, 2010 8:38:54 AM UTC
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Friday, July 02, 2010 8:38:58 AM UTC
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:25:37 PM UTC
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:25:39 PM UTC
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:25:41 PM UTC
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:25:43 PM UTC
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:02:29 PM UTC
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Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:02:36 PM UTC
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 12:01:40 AM UTC
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 12:01:43 AM UTC
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:14 PM UTC
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Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:34:22 PM UTC
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:34:25 PM UTC
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:34:28 PM UTC
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:34:31 PM UTC
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:37:50 PM UTC
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:37:55 PM UTC
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:37:57 PM UTC
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:37:59 PM UTC
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Monday, August 02, 2010 9:42:57 PM UTC
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